The Huh? Moments

This will be an irregularly and (hopefully!) infrequently added-to post, detailing my utter incomprehension when people have said things to me, or, to be entirely fair, the reverse. I may move this off into the sidebar at some point, if there are enough of them.

28/11/2006 - I order a sandwich : "Roast beef, mustard and onions please." "Do you want gravy as well?"

(same conversation) "Which bread would you like?" "What breads have you got?" {she points silently to several loaves on a table}