I spent about an hour earlier typing something like 80% of a new post, my first for over four months. Was planning on finishing it off tomorrow. But here's a little aperitif before the main course gets published.
I was googling for some info on a national park I was hoping to visit in February. The best site for it came fifth on the list. On the way to that item, I had to go past
this one.
I nearly did go past it without reading it. I'm very glad I didn't. Any of the following in isolation would have cracked me up :
The "suggest a toilet" link
"My toilet map"
The web address - it's a .gov.au site, i.e. run by the Federal government
The implication that, in light of the recent election, the content of the site is under review for potential political bias
Search for options, including toilet features
The National Continence Management Strategy
"Visit other sites about continence"
Find a toilet by latitude/longitude
Find a toilet by provider
"Some of the toilet counts do not add up. Why?" (in the FAQ)
"How can I use the Toilet Map with my Global Positioning System (GPS) device?" (also in the FAQ)
I need to go and wipe my eyes.
