A Shark's Tale

Phrases I hadn't expected to hear over lunch :

The scientists found that he wouldn't get bitten so often by sharks if he didn't wee every time he went swimming.

A washing machine in the kitchen?! How weird is that?

All this accountancy shit's easy by comparison - I look at my baby and I think "I made that. I'm brilliant!"

Chris is also a follower of the Dark Arts of the Actuary, just like Barnesy. Of course, Chris is only an acolyte by comparison.

I really like spiders.

I'm getting to be way ahead on the free lunch count - today's was my fourth in 21 working days (and included wallaby sirloin), and I have another next week!